“Kurt hates me,” Blaine cried, flopping back down on the bed.
Jeff gently scooped Blaine into his arms and carried him towards the bathroom to help him get some water into his mouth, so he didn’t taste of vomit. “No, he doesn’t, baby,” he promised.
Blaine spit the water out on the floor, shaking his head quickly. “Yes he does…”
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Kurt shrieked at the top of his lungs. “When they said in sickness and in health they weren’t kidding! EWE EWE EWE EWE!”Kurt gathered up his veil, grateful it seemed to have survived the attack. He was oddly attached to the stupid thing.
He pinched his nose, continuing to shriek as he fled to the bathroom. He let the shower rinse him clean.
He was SO tired…. so tired he didn’t even notice he’d worn the cheap veil and plastic ring into the shower. SO tired- that when he sat down to run a bath instead, he closed his eyes for just a moment, planning to turn on the bath an grab soap, but ended up falling asleep instead… right in the bath…
Blaine just kind of collapsed onto the bed, feeling bad enough as it was. Kurt’s reaction however pushed him over the edge and he burst out into tears.
Jeff got a washcloth to gently wipe Blaine’s mouth clean and ran a soothing hand through his hair. “It’s okay, baby,” he said softly. “We’re gonna rinse your mouth out, brush your teeth and then you’re gonna go to bed, alright?” he murmured.
“Kurt hates me,” Blaine cried, flopping back down on the bed.
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Kurt’s veil fell off as he kissed Blaine eagerly. “Blaaaine…” he moaned. “You’re a demon!”
He bit Blaine’s lip and reached down to smack his ass. “Why are you still wearing pants??”
Kurt decided he didn’t care. He just kept kissing Blaine with the veil being smashed beneath his head into the pillow.
He kissed Blaine until he was dizzy and tired.
He was STILL kissing Blaine as he began drifting asleep. “So…good…” Kiss. Kiss. “Love you, fake husband….” Kiss. “Where’s my real fiance?” he whined with a yawn. “Need Nick kisses too… and Jeff… JEFF!” Kurt shouted and yawned again. He pulled Blaine closer, keeping up the contact even as he talked about things completely off topic.
“Jeff when you marry Blaine… I’m giving you away… Cause I’m your Sugar Daddy…”
This made Kurt giggle into Blaine’s mouth. “Ha… come give Daddy a kiss for the roaddd.”
Blaine pulled away from the kiss, deciding he wanted to blow Kurt. As soon as he was about to take his boyfriend into his mouth, he threw up.
“Shit,” Jeff muttered, shoving his phone at Nick and crinkling his nose as the smell of vomit grew stronger. “Maybe when you’re a little less inebriated, Kurt,” he mutters, trying not to gag himself at the smell. “But first, you need to take a bath or a shower or something.”
Kurt shrieked at the top of his lungs. “When they said in sickness and in health they weren’t kidding! EWE EWE EWE EWE!”
Kurt gathered up his veil, grateful it seemed to have survived the attack. He was oddly attached to the stupid thing.
He pinched his nose, continuing to shriek as he fled to the bathroom. He let the shower rinse him clean.
He was SO tired…. so tired he didn’t even notice he’d worn the cheap veil and plastic ring into the shower. SO tired- that when he sat down to run a bath instead, he closed his eyes for just a moment, planning to turn on the bath an grab soap, but ended up falling asleep instead… right in the bath…
Blaine just kind of collapsed onto the bed, feeling bad enough as it was. Kurt’s reaction however pushed him over the edge and he burst out into tears.
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Jeff’s recording again, but keeping it above the waist. He wasn’t aiming to make a porno.
Kurt’s veil fell off as he kissed Blaine eagerly. “Blaaaine…” he moaned. “You’re a demon!”
He bit Blaine’s lip and reached down to smack his ass. “Why are you still wearing pants??”
Kurt decided he didn’t care. He just kept kissing Blaine with the veil being smashed beneath his head into the pillow.
He kissed Blaine until he was dizzy and tired.
He was STILL kissing Blaine as he began drifting asleep. “So…good…” Kiss. Kiss. “Love you, fake husband….” Kiss. “Where’s my real fiance?” he whined with a yawn. “Need Nick kisses too… and Jeff… JEFF!” Kurt shouted and yawned again. He pulled Blaine closer, keeping up the contact even as he talked about things completely off topic.
“Jeff when you marry Blaine… I’m giving you away… Cause I’m your Sugar Daddy…”
This made Kurt giggle into Blaine’s mouth. “Ha… come give Daddy a kiss for the roaddd.”
Blaine pulled away from the kiss, deciding he wanted to blow Kurt. As soon as he was about to take his boyfriend into his mouth, he threw up.
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“No!” Kurt whimpered and threw himself at Nick dramatically.”I don’t want to be locked up!”
Blaine pouted, looking over at Jeff. “Can I have sexy times with you then?” He asked before pulling his dick out of his pants and just sitting there.
Jeff shook his head and threw his shirt over Blaine’s lap. “No, baby.”
They FINALLY made it back to Dalton.
In the dorm room Kurt was preening in front of the mirror admiring his veil.
Once Jeff managed to get Blaine inside Kurt pounced him and kissed him hard. “NOW. Finallllly. We may fake-consssssemmmmate our fake-marriage.”
He twisted the plastic ring on his finger so that it faced the right way. “Kissss me my love!”
“Your lips taste like… lips,” Blaine whispered when Kurt pulled back the first time. He pecked his lips one more time before pulling away. “JEFFFFFFFFFFFFF!” He shouted. “IS IT SEXY TIME!?” Without waiting for a response, he spent a good five minutes trying to get Kurt’s pants off. When they were finally off, he attempted to take his own off, giving up right away and pulling Kurt on top of him. “More kisses,” He murmured before pressing their lips together.
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Even though Jeff knew they were both wasted and it meant nothing, he couldn’t help but feel a small twinge of jealously. He rolled his eyes. “I will lock you in separate rooms if you keep trying to fuck in the car,” he threatened.
“No!” Kurt whimpered and threw himself at Nick dramatically.”I don’t want to be locked up!”
Blaine pouted, looking over at Jeff. “Can I have sexy times with you then?” He asked before pulling his dick out of his pants and just sitting there.
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“You actually love me as much as coffee?” Kurt’s eyes widened. “Oh Blaine…“
Kurt pulled Blaine into a tight hug, maybe a little too tight. “Blaine Anderson, you were my first love. You were my first REAL kiss. And you took my virginity. I can’t imagine who else I’d wear a party city veil for. I promise to always be the Juliet to your Romeo and to have sex with you tomorrow!”
Kurt waited for one of the guys to mutter something about kissing the bride before puckering his lips and waiting for Blaine to kiss him.
Blaine just nodded as Kurt spoke, forgetting everything he said as soon as he said it. He leaned in to kiss Kurt, somehow completely missing his lips and sloppily kissing his chin. “Sexy time time?” He asked as he pulled away, already taking off his pants.
That was where Jeff drew the line and turned off his phone. “Not in public!” he shouted quickly, glancing at Nick before they helped Blaine and Kurt into the car.
“Are we back yet??” Kurt whined. He slumped over on Blaine’s lap an pressed his face into his jeans. “I want to have hot just married sex….”
Kurt saw there was a pen on the floor in the car he grabbed it and pulled up Blaine’s shirt. “I’m gonnnna write on you. Try not to wigglee…”
Kurt scribbled out, “JUST MARRIED” on Blaine’s abs.
He was half way to sucking on Blaine’s nipples when Nick was pulling him back and reminding him that people could see into the car.
Blaine tried to egg Kurt on, while trying not to giggle at the writing since it kind of tickled. “Stop pulling my husband away,” He whined, pulling Kurt back so his face was in his lap and attempting to take off his pants again. “I just got married and I say sex.”
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“Come on, let’s buy this stuff and get out of here.”
They garnered some weird looks from the guy at the counter, but he didn’t say anything. He rung up the veil and the gaudy rings… and let the boys on their way.
Nick drove the boys to a nearby park. Kurt was quick to find a grassy spot for their fake wedding. He made Blaine stand by a tree and clumsily skipped through the grass humming ‘here comes the bride’.
“Okay…say your vows to me. Make emmmm gooood. And fast. I want to get to the kissing you part.”
Blaine was playing with a leaf that was hanging over his face as Kurt did his thing, grinning like and idiot when he spoke. “Vows?” He asked quietly… not knowing what to say. “I like you like coffee and I kiss you a lot and I will have sex with you tomorrow!” He grinned, extremely proud of himself before sitting down on the grass and poking Kurt’s crotch.
Jeff and Nick were cracking up, Jeff making sure he got every second of hilariousness on camera.
“You actually love me as much as coffee?” Kurt’s eyes widened. “Oh Blaine…“
Kurt pulled Blaine into a tight hug, maybe a little too tight. “Blaine Anderson, you were my first love. You were my first REAL kiss. And you took my virginity. I can’t imagine who else I’d wear a party city veil for. I promise to always be the Juliet to your Romeo and to have sex with you tomorrow!”
Kurt waited for one of the guys to mutter something about kissing the bride before puckering his lips and waiting for Blaine to kiss him.
Blaine just nodded as Kurt spoke, forgetting everything he said as soon as he said it. He leaned in to kiss Kurt, somehow completely missing his lips and sloppily kissing his chin. “Sexy time time?” He asked as he pulled away, already taking off his pants.
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“Darling!” Kurt wailed. “My husband! If we’re going to die in an Earthquake, I want to be together!”Kurt flung himself at Blaine and held him tightly. “I’lll never let go, Blaine!!”
Blaine wrapped his arms tightly around Kurt’s leg, his eyes still closed. “Am I still blind?” He asked loudly, hoping that would compensate for not being able to see.
Smirking the slightest bit, Jeff glanced over his shoulder to make sure they weren’t getting in trouble. They were in the clear. “For some reason, I think they’re overacting just a little.”
“Come on, let’s buy this stuff and get out of here.”
They garnered some weird looks from the guy at the counter, but he didn’t say anything. He rung up the veil and the gaudy rings… and let the boys on their way.
Nick drove the boys to a nearby park. Kurt was quick to find a grassy spot for their fake wedding. He made Blaine stand by a tree and clumsily skipped through the grass humming ‘here comes the bride’.
“Okay…say your vows to me. Make emmmm gooood. And fast. I want to get to the kissing you part.”
Blaine was playing with a leaf that was hanging over his face as Kurt did his thing, grinning like and idiot when he spoke. “Vows?” He asked quietly… not knowing what to say. “I like you like coffee and I kiss you a lot and I will have sex with you tomorrow!” He grinned, extremely proud of himself before sitting down on the grass and poking Kurt’s crotch.
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Jeff just sighed and helped Blaine up. He wasn’t letting them drink any more. But they were going to have a hell of a time driving with hangovers.
“Darling!” Kurt wailed. “My husband! If we’re going to die in an Earthquake, I want to be together!”
Kurt flung himself at Blaine and held him tightly. “I’lll never let go, Blaine!!”
Blaine wrapped his arms tightly around Kurt’s leg, his eyes still closed. “Am I still blind?” He asked loudly, hoping that would compensate for not being able to see.
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Blaine Anderson.
